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Mountain View must be a real winner of a community.  Not only do they mistake burritos as babies, but they don’t know that the past tense of “receive” is “received”.

Send these people some grain, they eat bags of grain right?
Kinda makes me feel guilty for all the food I just threw out.

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Some warning signs give us vague information that isn’t very helpful.  “Keep back”, “Warning”, “Danger” are great examples.  They give you vague instructions, but offer little clue to why the sign is there.  This sign breaks all those rules!  Is there anyone who sill wants to touch it?

This detention slip needs no explanation!

Join us, as we ask the important question, what is oozing out of our ground! What causes rainbows? According to this lady, it’s “metallic oxide salts”.  I really hope that whoever created this video was pulling a prank.  If she’s serious, I wonder how she’s survived this long.

Gotta go, the metallic oxide salt people are dumping something in to the stream…

Our country is doomed, this young lady is the perfect example of why America won’t be around in 50 years.

Now that you’ve lost three minutes of your life that you can never have back, did you have the same response I did?

  • Did you let out a slow/quite “WOW” in disbelief?
  • Did you wonder if/why her parents are not monitoring her internet activities at all?
  • Did you laugh at her or cry for the future of our country? (I did both!)
  • Did you start to think that licenses to have children may be a good idea?

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

Spiderman’s costume isn’t neon, now we know why.  This asshole either was wearing dark shades when he picked out his fabrics, or isn’t able to tell the difference between hot pink & dark red.

The icing on the cake has to be his shoes!

Dude, the time you spent on your costume was worth it.  You’ll go down in internet history as the “retarded neon web slinger”.  Too bad his spidey senses didn’t alert him to this trainwreck before it was too late!

Borrowed from Digg on July 29th, 2008!

Several of my friends and I hit Best Buy on Black Friday trying to catch deals.  Although parking was horrible and we spent 15 minutes circling the lot, this asshole decides he needs to take TWO spots.

Luckily, you can tell that other shoppers didn’t tolorate this very well, and exacted their Home Depot orange flavor of revenge!

Sucks to be you pal!